White Claw

A performance-enhancing supplement for the advertising industry.

Note that in writing, referring to two cans retains the traditional spelling “White Claws.” Using the homophone “White Claus” may be confused with a holiday reference – and an unintentionally racially provocative one at that.

Note that the consumption of multiple White Claws can lead to an increased craving for White Castle. In non-scientific tests, consumption of the former does tend to lead to increased enjoyment of the latter’s signature hamburgers.