Original book (April 2020) · p. 35
A massive forum free from any hateful discourse or polarizing political speech. Presidents typically use it to share their tax returns and host press briefings.
Accounts representing well-known brands tend to use it to compliment other brands and see which compliment can generate the most ‘likes.’ Example:
@wendys: Mr. King, I went into your establishment in Fresno today. How do you keep your buns so moist? And how do you keep your bathroom sparkling clean?
@burgerking: Thank you. We use @saranwrap for both. Please come again, and we will make your order your way.
@mcdonalds: Wow, can I come?
@burgerking: Only if you bring Grimace.
@mcdonalds: Aww, shucks. I bet you’d never dip a McNugget in sweet and sour sauce because you’re sweet and sweet all the way through.
[Cut to Grimace in the Brandy Glen Mascot Retirement Center, retching.]